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  • Sun Sand and Smut Mermaid digital downloadable machine embroidery design with detailed mermaid motif shown. Machine embroidery design of a pink-haired mermaid writing beach reads at sunset, text: Sun Sand and Smut Mermaid.
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    Sun Sand and Smut Mermaid

    $2.80 $6.99
  • Six white T-shirts display animal-themed embroidery designs with witty text, arranged in two rows on a blue background. Embroidered white tee featuring talk shit get bit with a hammerhead shark stitched on a blue background.
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    Made to Misbehave Design Pack

    $14.97 $29.94
  • Embroidered Loch Ness Monster surrounded by flowers and the words bless this ness on white fabric background. Embroidery design featuring dinosaurs, leaves, Bless This Ness text, and a plant motif at the lower left on white fabric.
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    Made to Misbehave - Bless This Ness

    $4.99
  • Three outlined cats with unimpressed expressions in a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design. Embroidered unimpressed cats with witty text on a white t-shirt; digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.
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    Made to Misbehave - Your Email Finds Me

    $5.99
  • Embroidered cowboy riding a bull, surrounded by stitched rodeo border and Yeed Your Last Haw text on fabric. Cowboy bull embroidery design with playful Western text, shown as a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.
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    Made to Misbehave - Yeed Your Last Haw

    $3.99
  • Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design featuring vintage roses and sewing motifs in a cheeky sampler layout. Embroidery design of sewing notions, spools, roses, and a playful phrase on a white background; digital embroidery design.
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    Made to Misbehave - A Few Stitches

    $4.99
  • Embroidered frog wearing a hat and holding a banjo, sitting on a stump; digitally downloadable machine embroidery design. Embroidered frog playing a banjo next to the text born to dilly dally on a white shirt; digitally downloadable design.
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    Made to Misbehave - Dilly Dally

    $4.99
  • A hammerhead shark is stitched in a sketch style on white fabric; a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design. Hammerhead shark embroidery with blue sketch-style text talk shit get bit on a white background, shown as a digital design.
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    Made to Misbehave - Get Bit

    $4.99
  • Eight embroidery hoops featuring colorful floral borders and stitched witty phrases, arranged on a pale blue wall. Snarky Samplers already disturbed... cross stitch pillow with clear embroidery on pale fabric, pink blooms in background.

    Snarky Samplers (Cross Stitch) Design Pack

    $20.46 $40.92
  • Embroidered design featuring baking utensils, whimsical quotes, and mini marshmallows; digital machine embroidery file. Spice it Up Kitchen Set features colorful, stitched motifs of kitchen utensils and food as a machine embroidery design.

    Spice it Up Kitchen Set (In-the-Hoop) Design Pack

    $15.97 $31.94
  • Four red embroidery gift tags with humorous stitched text, displayed on a white background. Red tag embroidered with This Took Forever shown attached to a white gift tied with a shiny silver ribbon.

    Crafted with Attitude Gift Tags (In-the-Hoop) Design Pack

    $5.98
  • Downloadable embroidery pack: steer skull, Do No Harm, and Wild Free script designs. Four chalk-style western embroidery designs: bull skull, Wild Free, Honey Hush, and Small Town Girl text.

    Rodeo Chic (Design Pack)

    $12.47 $24.94
  • Digitally downloadable machine embroidery Design Pack quote patterns displayed next to a woman in workout attire outdoors. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery Design Pack with Maybe burpees don’t like you either stitched lettering.

    Athleisure (Design Pack)

    $15.45 $30.90
  • Eight colorful machine embroidery napkin designs with pumpkins and green leaves from a digitally downloadable Design Pack.

    Supernatural Wit (Design Pack)

    $14.96 $29.92
  • Six embroidered tea towels with colorful cooking phrases and utensil patterns from a digitally downloadable design pack. A black oven mitt featuring embroidery from the Spice It Up II digitally downloadable machine embroidery Design Pack.

    Spice It Up II (Design Pack)

    $9.47 $18.94
  • Three black floral embroidery designs read Powder Room, Clothing Optional, and Relax on a mauve background. Three pink bath-themed embroidery designs with ornate, raised stitching, shown in a digitally downloadable Design Pack.

    Sassy Spa (Design Pack)

    $13.47 $26.93
  • Three coffee-themed machine embroidery designs with playful quotes and cup art in various fonts on a white background. Three crisp white towels with machine embroidered mug quotes in bold text; downloadable embroidery Design Pack.

    Coffee Break (Design Pack)

    $11.47 $22.94
  • Digitally downloadable machine embroidery Design Pack showing four holiday phrases in playful, embroidered lettering styles. Three festive machine embroidery phrases in colorful thread, each with cheeky holiday text and decorative accents.

    Sassy Tidings (Design Pack)

    $11.97 $23.94
  • Four tea towels display colorful machine embroidery of kitchen quotes and baking motifs; aprons are pictured at right. A white kitchen towel features an embroidered Spice It Up motif, a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.

    Spice It Up (Design Pack)

    $13.46 $26.92
  • Embroidered text in bold lettering reads “Wicked Stitchery” alongside sewing motifs; digital machine embroidery design. Four embroidered designs with humorous phrases, shown as a digitally downloadable machine embroidery Design Pack.

    Wicked Stitchery (Design Pack)

    $17.96 $35.91
  • Embossed UFO beams up a black cat with GET IN LOSER above and stars, shown as a machine embroidery design. Embroidery design of a UFO beaming up a black cat, with text above; digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.

    Get in Loser Cat (Embossed)

    $5.99
  • Digital embroidery design: cat with sunglasses and text "That sounds like a problem for tomorrow me". Embroidered cat wearing sunglasses, lying on its back. Text stitched below: That’s a problem for tomorrow me.

    Tomorrow Me Cat

    $4.99
  • Cartoon corgi rear patch with bold text, available as a digital machine embroidery design download. Close-up of a light blue bag featuring a corgi patch, shown as a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.

    Don't Half Ass Anything Corgi (In-the-Hoop)

    $1.60 $3.99
  • Embroidery design of a cartoon cat with a wide smile and large eyes, shown on plain fabric as a digital embroidery file. Embroidered cat face with a wide smile and closed eyes, shown as a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.

    Happy Face Cat

    $2.99
  • Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design of a confused cat beside a broken pot, stitched in quirky style. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design of a cat, pumpkins, and the text What am I doing with my lives?.

    What Am I Doing Cat

    $4.99
  • Line art of a ship and crates, shown as a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design. Machine-embroidered ship with banner and sheer effect stitching shown on garment; digitally downloadable embroidery design.

    Spilling the Tea Shipwreck

    $4.99
  • Embroidered cat lying down with the words “Takes Me All Day To Do Nothing,” shown as a downloadable embroidery design. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design of a cat sitting by yarn with the text Takes Me All Day To Do Nothing.

    Takes Me All Day To Do Nothing Cat

    $3.99
  • Digital downloadable machine embroidery design of a cat on a book with "BORN TO READ" above and "FORCED TO WORK" below. Embroidered playful cat lounging on an open book, surrounded by the stitched phrase Born to read, Forced to work.

    Born To Read Cat

    $4.99
  • Shhh No One Cares Cat digital downloadable machine embroidery design shows an unimpressed cat with a simple outline. Line art of a cat with an unimpressed expression, formatted as a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.

    Shhh No One Cares Cat

    $4.99
  • Line-drawn cat embroidery designs, each labeled with a day of the week, displayed as a digitally downloadable Design Pack. Embroidered cats for Sunday with leaves, Monday at laptop, and Tuesday in a box; digitally downloadable design pack.

    A Days of the Week Cats Design Pack

    $10.99 $21.93
  • Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design of a rooster with flowers and leaves, phrase stitched in the center. A chicken is embroidered in the center, surrounded by colorful floral patterns and cursive black script text.

    Cluck Around and Find Out

    $6.99
  • Embroidered mistletoe with red bow and cursive text, digitally downloadable machine embroidery design. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design featuring What Happens Under the Mistletoe text with festive accents.

    What Happens Under the Mistletoe

    $4.99
  • Six embroidered donkeys, each with a unique label, displayed in a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design with six labeled donkeys wearing sunglasses stitched on fabric.

    Smart Ass Donkey Medley

    $5.99
  • Urban Threads "We'll Train You Cat" digital downloadable machine embroidery design of a cat in pink glasses typing. An embroidery design of a cat wearing glasses next to a mouse, shown in a pink frame with visible stitched details.

    We'll Train You Cat

    $3.99
  • Apparently I'm Dramatic Cat digital downloadable machine embroidery design showing a stylized dramatic cat illustration. Embroidered cat design with Apparently Im Dramatic text on a shirt; displayed as a finished digitally downloadable design.

    Apparently I'm Dramatic Cat

    $4.99
  • Beige coffee coaster with detailed embroidery, featuring a central cup motif; shown as a digitally downloadable design. Coffee Coaster (In-the-Hoop)

    Coffee Coaster (In-the-Hoop)

    $4.99
  • Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design of a cartoon cat with an annoyed expression above the text Ew People. Ew People

    Ew People

    $3.99
  • Embroidered design of a ruffled chicken and “Don’t Ruffle My Feathers” in bold, playful lettering. Digitally downloadable. Gray apron featuring embroidered chicken with Dont Ruffle My Feathers text, shown as a finished machine embroidery design.

    Don't Ruffle My Feathers

    $4.99
  • Smiling donkey with Bet Your Sweet ... text on gray; digital machine embroidery design download. Embroidered donkey design with partial Bet Your Sweet ... text stitched on a gray and brown shoulder bag.

    Bet Your Sweet ...

    $4.99
  • Embroidery design with the phrase “Who the Hell fired the Maid?” stitched on turquoise fabric with floral trim. Rectangular in-the-hoop pot holder with floral top, teal bottom, and black embroidered text Who Fired the Maid?.

    Who Fired the Maid? Pot Holder (In-the-Hoop)

    $3.99
  • Black cat silhouette with embroidered white cursive text My Cat Was Right About You in this digital embroidery design. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design with a black cat silhouette and bold sassy lettering on a light background.

    My Cat Was Right About You (Applique)

    $4.99
  • Heart-shaped embroidered design with YOU WISH stitched on white icing, shown held by a hand; machine embroidery design. A red heart-shaped patch with the embroidered text YOU WISH, shown as a digitally downloadable machine embroidery design.

    Valentine Cookie - You Wish (In-the-Hoop)

    $4.99
  • A red heart patch with the word SUP embroidered in white thread on the front; a digitally downloadable embroidery design. Heart-shaped patch with bold, embroidered “SUP” lettering and tan stitching; digital machine embroidery design.

    Valentine Cookie - Sup (In-the-Hoop)

    $3.99
  • Red heart embroidery patch with white NOPE, floral accents, tan border. Digital download design. Embroidered red heart patch with tan border and stitched NOPE text, shown as a digital machine embroidery design.

    Valentine Cookie - Nope (In-the-Hoop)

    $3.99
  • Youre weird. I like that. stitched with colorful flowers, hearts, and small birds; a downloadable embroidery design. Embroidered text YOURE WEIRD. I like that with flowers, hearts, birds, and green vines; machine embroidery design.

    You're Weird Sampler

    $3.99
  • Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design with black and purple hats, bats, webs, and swirling stitched patterns. Embroidered text Where My Witches At with stitched bats, spider webs, and a witch hat; machine embroidery design.

    Where My Witches At

    $3.99
  • Intellectual Badass in red script is embroidered above and below cracked black eyeglasses on a beige background. Intellectual Badass in bold red letters above cracked black glasses, on a beige fabric, as a machine embroidery design.

    Intellectual Badass

    $1.60 $3.99
  • Beer Wench embroidery design features brown text and a gray mug with white froth; for digital machine embroidery download. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design showing the words Beer Wench with a foaming beer mug illustration.

    Beer Wench

    $4.99
  • Badass Mama text in bold surrounded by embroidered pink roses and green leaves; digital machine embroidery design. Pink rose embroidery with sheer stitching on white fabric, featuring Badass Mama text and black sunglasses design.

    Badass Mama

    $4.99
  • The If My Mouth Doesnt Say It digitally downloadable machine embroidery design shown with bold, clear stitched lettering. Digitally downloadable machine embroidery design featuring a stylized owl and bold text: If My Mouth Doesnt Say It.

    If My Mouth Doesn't Say It

    $4.99

Add personality, humor, and a little attitude to your next project with this fun collection of sassy samplers and sayings machine embroidery designs. Featuring bold quotes, witty phrases, and modern typography, these embroidery patterns are perfect for creating unique home décor, wall hangings, kitchen towels, tote bags, pillows, apparel, and handmade gifts with a touch of sass.

Inspired by contemporary embroidery trends and classic sampler style, this collection combines eye-catching lettering with creative artistic details for designs that stand out. Whether you love sarcastic sayings, playful humor, or edgy stitched art, these machine embroidery files are designed to bring charm and character to every stitch.